Best Albums of 2024, practically all of which we guarantee you will have never heard of, some of which we may have invented during a four-day mushroom-induced shamanic trance, plus whatever Taylor Swift or Beyonce put out.
Our rival publication's Best Albums of 2024 re-arranged, like the deckchairs on the Titanic, in a slightly different order.
Best Albums we casually listened to in 2024, along with some sketchy affiliate links that will earn us pennies on the dollar if you click on them and make purchases. (Note, these will take you to an online record retailer, as opposed to Amazon, so it's alright.)
A mediocre indie supergroup, unheard of outside of Teen Vogue, et al, who indulged our delusions that we are credible music journalists by granting us an interview, plus some other shit we awarded four stars that we would never spend money on in a million years, and a terrible album by an artist who suffered a personal tragedy so we have to like it. See you next year suckas!
A solid black page informing readers that, in a year when [winning US Presidential candidate] has taken office, there can be no best albums. (A Best of Albums of 2024 list will appear belatedly in January after site traffic takes a nosedive.)
Top 13 Albums I Actually Listened To More Than Once plus 87 more that are in my "To Be Listened" Pile but Pitchfork Says They're Good So Just Go With it 'Kay ?
The 15 Best Albums of the Year Plus Another 5 That Were Kind of Average But Made By Our Friends in the Industry
no joe, i was asking for satire, not real list names that already exist
Best Albums of 2024, practically all of which we guarantee you will have never heard of, some of which we may have invented during a four-day mushroom-induced shamanic trance, plus whatever Taylor Swift or Beyonce put out.
Our rival publication's Best Albums of 2024 re-arranged, like the deckchairs on the Titanic, in a slightly different order.
Best Albums we casually listened to in 2024, along with some sketchy affiliate links that will earn us pennies on the dollar if you click on them and make purchases. (Note, these will take you to an online record retailer, as opposed to Amazon, so it's alright.)
A mediocre indie supergroup, unheard of outside of Teen Vogue, et al, who indulged our delusions that we are credible music journalists by granting us an interview, plus some other shit we awarded four stars that we would never spend money on in a million years, and a terrible album by an artist who suffered a personal tragedy so we have to like it. See you next year suckas!
A solid black page informing readers that, in a year when [winning US Presidential candidate] has taken office, there can be no best albums. (A Best of Albums of 2024 list will appear belatedly in January after site traffic takes a nosedive.)
literally perfect, no notes.
brilliant!
lol. I feel both seen and attacked.
(Quietly scratches Japanese free jazz pick off the list)
you put that back this instant
Ha! Will do!
Excellent. Although I feel like you could have made a numbered list out of your list...
but they are all my favorites, as if they were my own children
😂
Top 13 Albums I Actually Listened To More Than Once plus 87 more that are in my "To Be Listened" Pile but Pitchfork Says They're Good So Just Go With it 'Kay ?
the only rock music that exists in this list is stuff your dad is really into or post punk.
very very heavy on the post punk (and I'm guilty of putting it all there)
I love this idea and the proposed lists more than brownie coconut treacle. And that's a LOT!
Spot on, love this list! How about...
"#11 is our actual #1, but they don't have the cred for us to admit that publicly."
Top 50 Albums That Mostly Came Out This Year Plus A Couple We Would Have Included Last Year If We Didn’t Publish This Damn List So Early
i would pin this if i could
OK, I feel #6, not gonna lie, BUT - I'm not putting mine out until December 31st on principle!
i support you 100%
Bwahaha, I love this!
"Top 10 Albums of The Year as picked by each member of our staff, who all listen to the same music, apparently" :P
These are so gratifying! Thanks for the laugh.
This is so funny! Thanks for the laugh, Gabbie! 🤣
I feel seen.
i've been doing this way too long
Literally howling - this is amazing and just what I needed today.
haha i just write what i know
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